on my heart...

just some things i would like to say to some select people. maybe you're one of them?

1. i don't care if the baby wipes are "far away"... wipe your child when you're changing their diaper.
2. your wife looks like your granddaughter. oh yeah, f you.
3. she's been a bitch since you met her. it's about time.
4. don't say mean things when you are mad. you will end up losing friends.
5. i'm your only friend to go to? try reaching out to your bowling pals.
6. you talk so much gossip about other people but, heaven forbid they mention your name!
7. just tell the truth. i'm not going to slit my wrists over crap you have to say.
8. be a man. don't break hearts.
9. karma just kicked you in your ass.
10. you're on food stamps but you have a Coach purse and an Iphone? really....
11. got something to say, say it to my face. i won't punch you, i'll talk to you like a woman.
12. gosh, i wish you knew how good i would treat you if you were mine.
13. yeah, you DO need to give your child more positive re-enforcements.
14. look at what's in front of you...
15. how in God's name are you Atheist???? how do you live each day???
16. bless your little heart, sweetie.
17. you look like a fool.
18. you're stronger than you think. you got this.

xoxo. :)